Okay people, this is your chance.
1. had sex?
2. bought condoms?
3. gotten pregnant?
4. failed a class?
5. kissed a boy?
6. kissed a girl?
7. had a job?
8. left the house without my wallet?
9. bullied someone on the internet?
11. had sex in public?
12. smoked weed?
13. smoked cigarettes?
14. smoked a cigar?
15. drank alcohol?
16. been to a wedding?
17. been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
18. watched tv for 5 hours straight?
19. been late for school?
20. kissed in the rain?
21. showered with someone else?
22. been outside my home country?
23. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours?
24. had lice?
25. gotten my heart broken?
26. had a credit card?
27. been to a professional sports game?
28. broken a bone?
29. been unhappy about my weight?
30. won a trophy?
31. cut myself?
32. been on a diet?
33. rode in a taxi?
34. stayed up for 24 hours or more?
35. been to a concert?
36. had a crush on someone of the same sex?
37. had braces?
38. wore make up?
39. lost my virginity before I was 16?
40. kissed someone a different race than myself?
41. Snuck out of the house?
42. had oral sex?
43. dyed my hair?
44. met someone famous?
45. been on vacation?
46. been on a boat?
47. been on an airplane?
48. prank called someone?
49. taken a pregnancy test?
50. been suspended from school?
Ballet: Please to turn en dehors when you pirouette, ma petit poulet.
Gymnastics: Why are you turning outwards on your pirouettes? You really want to try turning outwards on carpet? O CHILDE.
Ballet: If you hyperextend ze knees, you will get le preggers and die.
Gymnastics: IF YOU DO NOT HYPEREXTEND YOU WILL GET A DEDUCTION AND THEN I WILL HAVE TO KILL YOU.
Ballet: Relax your fingers, Edward Sausagehands.
Gymnastics: Stretch your fingers, Edward Flaccidhands.
Ballet: Drop your shoulders like it is tres hot.
Gymnastics: STRETCH EVERYTHING UP TO JESUS, MY CHILDE
Ballet: HIDE ZE THUMB
Gymnastics: HIDE YOUR THUMB..
Ballet: Oh gods I'm jete-ing on a wooden floor I'm killing my knees softly with this hardwood song of doom.
Gymnastics: I'm turning on carpet once I'm turning on carpet twice OH GODS PAIN ON THE BALLS OF MY FEET DID MY SKIN JUST COME OFF ASDFGHKL;;;
<p> Hahaha I read this in such a weird accent</p>